A Gillette lover has sold his ex-girlfriend's fake Jimmy Choo handbag to the Facebook market after detailing their many similarities.
An Australian man on Friday advertised buying, swapping and selling fake blue designer bags for $ 20.
'My ex-girlfriend is selling fake Jimmy Choo handbags. It matches her personality quite well, fake and leather, 'the man wrote in a Facebook post.
The man said his ex-girlfriend resembled the bag because of her 'excessive tanning and surgically enhanced chest.'
'At first glance they both looked like the real deal, but once you looked closely, it becomes apparent there were traits that aren't all that nice,' he wrote.
The man also explained there were 'bits that weren't quite in the right place and a strange smell'.
'Girlfriend, not the bag, it smells great,' he added.
'The bag is empty, much like her soul.
He ended the hilarious review by asking shoppers to pick up the bag from his home.
'It doesn't matter how much you love it and wish it were real, you are going to wake up each morning and know you've ended up with a cheap imitation of something that others take for granted,' he said.
'This was pre-existing baggage she came with,' the jilted lover replied.
'Stop buying your girl cheap gifts, what do you expect,' a group member said.
Social media users praised the man for writing the 'best sale post ever' and the bag was quickly listed as sold.
'I choked on my cup of tea reading this. That's the best thing I've read all week!'
'Brilliant! Plenty more real 'bags' out there,' one user said.
'I think you're a bit like the bag too - you're blue, but you've got a handle on it,' another commenter said.
But the man revealed to report Australia the post was an elaborate joke that 'snowballed'.
'She is a lovely person and I told her I was going to put the ad up in case any of her friends saw it.
The man said he was left with several of his ex-girlfriend's items to either sell or throw out when she moved out of town.
'They thought it was funny as it wasn't true,' he explained.
'I just wanted to write the ad and wasn't really concerned about the money.
'It was a bit awkward when randoms messaged me asking if I was okay though,' he said.
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